May 9, 2025

Porkidigan's Book of Joke

 Here are some of the unique jokes that Porkigans use to keep their guest laughing and laughing...


1) Why did Pak Aji didn't go to town today ?

Ans : Because Ajinomoto 

Meaning : he don't have a bike today


2) Why Ants don't get sick ?

Ans : Because they have a lot of Antibody

Meaning : they have natural medicine 


3) Why do Porky sit on the clock ?

Ans : Because he want to be on-time !


4) What is the best brand for a laptop for songs ?

Ans : A Dell 

Meaning : Adelle the singer..


5) How do you call a cow that have no legs ?

Ans : Ground Beef

Meaning : the can food corned beef


6) If Mr Miyagi was born is Malaysia, what is his name ?

Ans : Mr. Mee-Maggi

Meaning : Karate Kid, Malaysia no. 1 noodle

East Wind Breaks (Porky's Mood Song)