May 9, 2025

Porkidigan's Book of Joke

 Here are some of the unique jokes that Porkigans use to keep their guest laughing and laughing...


1) Why did Pak Aji didn't go to town today ?

Ans : Because Ajinomoto 

Meaning : he don't have a bike today


2) Why Ants don't get sick ?

Ans : Because they have a lot of Antibody

Meaning : they have natural medicine 


3) Why do Porky sit on the clock ?

Ans : Because he want to be on-time !


4) What is the best brand for a laptop for songs ?

Ans : A Dell 

Meaning : Adelle the singer..


5) How do you call a cow that have no legs ?

Ans : Ground Beef

Meaning : the can food corned beef


6) If Mr Miyagi was born is Malaysia, what is his name ?

Ans : Mr. Mee-Maggi

Meaning : Karate Kid, Malaysia no. 1 noodle

January 14, 2025

8 Dish for CNY 2025 Dinner

Celebrating Together: Our Early Chinese New Year Reunion Dinner

As the Lunar New Year approaches, the heart of the celebration lies in family reunions. This year, with some of our loved ones unable to make it home on the actual day, we decided to host an early reunion dinner while everyone was available this weekend. After all, the spirit of Chinese New Year is about togetherness, no matter the date.

Wishing everyone a Happy and Blessed Chinese New Year!

BBQ Hot Dogs
Drunken Steamed Prawn
Garlic Fried Paku

BBQ Lamb

Cold Plate Tofu

Money Chai 💰

Stewed Porky

Kian Chai Duck Soup

8 Dish for Prosperity !

January 7, 2025

Dinner in Porky's Cavern End 2024


As the cold wind whistled outside, a cozy warmth filled Porky’s Cavern. Tonight was special—a rare gathering where everyone in the cavern joined forces to cook and feast together.

Ephant, ever careful with his giant trunk, stirred a massive pot of vegetable stew over the fire. The rich aroma filled the air as he hummed a gentle tune. “A pinch of salt, and we’re all set,” he rumbled, grinning at the bubbling masterpiece.

Benjamin, the clever leader and undisputed brains of the cavern, orchestrated the preparations like a maestro. “Bento, don’t eat the fish yet! That’s for the main course,” he called out, catching the big-eating cat mid-swipe. Bento grinned sheepishly but quickly placed the fish back on the chopping board.

Sushi, the notorious and sly cat, had a mischievous sparkle in her eyes. She darted between the dishes, “tasting” everything with the pretext of quality control. “Someone has to make sure it’s perfect,” she purred, her tail flicking as she snagged a sausage unnoticed.

Meanwhile, Benedict, the big and jovial pig, was in charge of desserts. His sticky snout was covered in frosting as he worked on a giant cake. “This’ll be the highlight of the night,” he declared, though most of the frosting seemed to have ended up on his face rather than the cake.

As the dishes piled up, the cavern’s long table transformed into a colorful spread of hearty stew, roasted vegetables, grilled fish, and Benedict’s precariously leaning cake. Everyone gathered around, laughter echoing off the cavern walls.

“This,” Benjamin said, raising his glass of cider, “is what makes us more than just inhabitants of Porky's Cavern, We’re family ! ”

Happy Thanksgiving 2024

December 29, 2024

Uncle Bob Fishing Rod

When Papoi was younger, the Porkidigans always sang this lullaby to help him drift off to sleep:

Porky and Benedict,
They want to go fishing,
But they don’t have a fishing rod,
So they borrow from Uncle Bob.

Today, while traveling on the highway, we stumbled upon a shop owned by Uncle Bob. He's real ! and selling the Porkidigans number one favourite food, Fried Chicken !!!

Uncle Bob the man !

Christmas FirePlace !

Christmas was always a magical time for Porky and his friends. For years, their tradition revolved around decorating a big, bright Christmas tree in the center of their cozy hangout. But this year, something different sparked their creativity—the Papoi School project. The challenge? To create something festive using only recycled materials.

“We’re building a fireplace!” Porky announced, holding up a stack of old carton boxes. His friends, Benedict, Tudolf, and Ephant, looked skeptical at first.

“A fireplace? Out of boxes?” Benedict asked, tapping his fingers thoughtfully on one of the cartons.

“Not just any fireplace,” Porky said with a grin, “a digital one—with a fire simulation on the TV screen!”

Excitement buzzed through the group as they gathered their supplies. They stacked the cartons carefully, creating the outline of a traditional fireplace. Tudolf used his artistic flair to paint the boxes in shades of brick red and rustic brown, adding white lines to mimic mortar. Ephant, ever the perfectionist, added a mantel using an old wooden plank they found in the shed.

As they worked, laughter filled the room. Benedict struggled to keep the paint from splattering on his shirt, while Tudolf accidentally turned Ephant into a walking work of art with a misplaced brushstroke.

The finishing touch was the “fire.” Porky placed their TV set inside the faux fireplace and streamed a crackling digital fire from a free holiday video. The effect was stunning—warm, flickering light danced on the painted bricks, making the whole setup feel cozy and inviting.

On Christmas Eve, they gathered around their DIY fireplace, sipping hot cocoa and exchanging gifts. The warm glow of the digital fire reflected in their eyes as they admired their handiwork.

“This is better than a Christmas tree,” Benedict said, leaning against the mantel. “It feels... homemade, you know?”

Porky smiled, his snout twitching with pride. “It’s not just about what we build—it’s about building it together.”

And as the artificial fire crackled on screen, Porky and his friends knew they had started a new tradition, one they’d cherish for years to come.

DIY Fireplace - Checked!

Bento Getting Comfy

Oh, there’s nothing quite like this—curled up in a snug little basket on a lazy Sunday afternoon. The sides hug me just right, like the coziest embrace, and the woven texture beneath my paws feels oddly satisfying. The sunlight streams in gently, warming my fur, and the distant hum of the world lulls me deeper into my nap. Sure, it’s a tight fit, but that’s the charm—nothing beats the bliss of being perfectly tucked in, as if this basket was made just for me.

Basket Delivery

Christmas Night Mass

Christmas Eve was always a special time for us, and as tradition dictated, going to church was a must. This year, however, brought a refreshing change—we were heading to a new venue near Papoi School. Excitement bubbled under the surface as we dressed in our best attire, the festive spirit already filling the air.

The church stood tall and welcoming, adorned with twinkling lights and a simple yet elegant nativity scene by the entrance. It was smaller than the one we usually visited but carried an undeniable charm. As we walked in, the warm glow of candles illuminated the pews, and the soft hum of the choir practicing in the background created an almost magical atmosphere.

The service began, and the congregation sang carols with heartfelt joy, their voices blending harmoniously with the melodies of the organ. The priest’s sermon, though brief, was profound, reminding us of the true essence of Christmas—love, humility, and hope.

As we left the church, the cool night air greeted us, and for a moment, everything felt perfect. The stars above seemed brighter, as if celebrating with us. Trying a new venue had been a gamble, but it turned out to be the perfect decision. This Christmas Eve was one we’d remember for years to come.

Nativity Display

Cozy Interior

Founded 1941

December 25, 2024

LegoLand Checked !

Finally, the Porkidigans made it to LegoLand Malaysia on 26 Dec 2024, a long long overdue bucket list from years ago !

LegoLand Malaysia

February 17, 2024

Kway Charp

One of Porkidigans favorite food has been discovered in Penang. It's commonly available in Cat's City but near zero existence in Malacca. This is the 2nd shop tested, and Benedict gives both thumbs up as approval ! The famous Kway Charp !

Best for Sunday Breakfast !

BearStappen's Dinner

It's a fine Saturday, the 8th day of CNY. While Ephant and Yoshi away in Cat's City organizing a spectacular birthday party for Isaiah, the rest of the Porkidigans here in Penang are making do with what's left in the fridge. Bearstappen cooked a simple meal for dinner today, it was Yummy !!!

Ngom Ngom Ngom...

February 11, 2024

2nd Day of CNY

On a 2nd Day of CNY in Penang, all alone after the rest of the Porkidigans flew to Cat's City to continue the festive celebration, Benedict stays back in Penang for this year. He cooked Samyang Buldak for dinner. 😞

Korean Spicy Cheese Ramen

February 9, 2024

Lunch CNY 2024

Being away from home and not being to travel back to hometown, the Porkidigans need to bimprovise (pksh:improvise). So yesterday, joining Sis family for grand reunion dinner in Prai for a scrumptious meal with their family. On the 1st Day of CNY, Porkidigans cooked a simple meal unlike the grand banquet style normally done at home. Simple meal to mark a simple year ahead for new lifestyle, live in simple terms and discovering the purpose of life is our goal this year.

Grandpa Famous Stew Porky

Chicken & Mushroom 🥦 

Lucky 7 Mixed Vegetables
&
Fried Chicken Cheese Dip

Cold Dish Tofu Minced Chicken

5 Dishes CNY Meal 2024

January 14, 2024

MiXX Snacks

Lately, the Porkidigans are craving for quick snacks at work and home. Not too unhealthy and packed nicely in single bite pack. There is this convenient store near PC3 called Mixx. It sells mostly imported snacks at a reasonable price. Here are among our favorite.
Seaweed Rice Cracker

Assorted Beans (favourite)

Barley Wheat Stick


KFC is Comfort !

 After a long hard working and studying week, nothing else matters ! BearStappen & Benedict grabbed the key to Red Baron and speed towards the 2nd bridge heading to Batu Kawan. There is only one destination, and there is no compromise for a Sunday routine. Comfort food day, KFC ! (pksh : KepC).

Favorite KepC in Penang

December 29, 2023

Last Day of Christmas

 Today is the 7th day that marked a complete week for the Christmas celebration in Porky's Cavern. Big Gween will be kept safely in the store for next year celebration. It's been a nice little Christmas for all the Porkidigans, ending 2023 with joy and happiness. May 2024 bring us more adventure and lots of fun !

BB8 & R2-D2 Drop By !

Boxing Day Dinner

 Since the weather is cold with drizzle of light rain, we decided to have steam boat for dinner. 2 new Porkidigans member joined in for the food Fiesta. All ended with full summy (pksh : tummy).

Simple Steamboat Ingredients

December 28, 2023

New Cat ! Melon Musk

Meet Melon Musk, an old cat that decided to retire in Porky's Cavern. We took him in, gave him a nice shelter house, food and fresh water. Hope he likes it being a Porkidigans! 

Sleeping Comfortably 😴 

Melon's New House

Melon our new cat didn't came alone, he brought in another younger cat we named Jeff Bozos. Since KiKi vacated his house years ago, they're the new tenant now ! Cats living in a Dog house ! we went shopping at Cat Supermarket (Malaysia Books of Record no1 ! ) for some supplies (yeah catnip!), and installed warm cozy lights for them. Hope they will move in soon and enjoy their new home !

Spoiled Cat Home !

We end 2023 in PD !

 Among all other places we've been, Port Dickson is always a tradition for domestic holiday for the Porkidigans. Never bored of this place, since a decade ago, and still going strong. Thistle or Lexis final listed as the favorites of all time, and we choose Thistle this year.

Porkidigans Was Here !

December 26, 2023

Porky Xmas Gift

On the 2nd day of Christmas 2023, Porky decided to get himself a small present. This is a token of appreciation for himself after a long hard year, and trust us..it was a long hard year !

East Wind Breaks (Porky's Mood Song)