February 26, 2012

Fact proven: KOI'S brain are made of Lychee!

Porky's fav part of a meal is always dessert. Today he recreated a classic dish he once made not too long ago. It was a masterpiece and tasted good too. This time, it was decided... small but plentiful KOI... so he came up with this. KOI Phish swimming around a pyramid of prune.

10 phish, 1 for every porkydigan

A closeup of the phish.. you will find no two phish is alike bunique.. Porky says!

Lychee bwain... yum yum..

enuf said... LETS EAT!!!!!!!

February 25, 2012

How Slappy Became A Porkydigan

Eat and sleep, that is the secret of growing up . . . tested and proven, even in Porky's Cavern..

Strappie, when Porky first pull him out from the drain

This is also Strappie, after Porky put him on reverse Diet.

The Miracle of Porktus

Last year, Porky planted some cactus in the cavern, here. It started small in the terrarium, but not long after that it just grew bigger pushing out the cover to make its way back to the nature. Out of all the species he grew, this particular type is extra cool. It produces flower, and it only bloom once in its lifetime, that is early morning at dawn. If you're able to see it, you're lucky and will be blessed with more luck says Porky.

life is a beautiful thing.

our Porktus bloom 3 flowers, luck X 3 . .

February 20, 2012

Toast anyone ? 
Porky works at the garden every morning but never leaves without his lunchbox. In his lunchbox,Porky's garmen issued breakfast,  phor pieces of toasted bread n a packet of milo. Being Porky, there is nothing ordinary about the food that comes out of the Kitchen Stadium. Just look at his toaster.. one of a kind,prints his fav cartoon character on his toast. 

Genuine W&G merchandise 

February 18, 2012

Pen SPiNning

Well, its never too late to learn a new skill, life is a continuous pursuit of knowledge (and food says PorkY). Although the yesteryears of sitting in a classroom is long gone, and our dependent on computer keyboard is making pen & pencils obsolete, there is still some use to it.

Rather than using it to write, Benjamin says LETS SPIN IT !

it takes 2 weeks to reach this point . . .

February 17, 2012

Holo Chim Game (Chinese Dice Game)

Porky don't gamble. He will never put his hard earn money to be decided by a dice. But this time, he just couldn't resist, because as according to his calculations on probability, he got nothing to loose in this particular Holo Chim game (Porky only got 2 pingers, so its 50-50 which can be either win or lose).

I came, I saw, I conquer, I eat for free
(Porlius Caesar)

Here is his computations ;

Scenario 1 : Win
Next : Double my 1 bear coin (worth RM 0.50) and Get to Eat the Crabs

Scenario 2 : Lose
Next : Pay 1 bear coin for 2 giant Crabs & Get to Eat Them
Then : House replenish Crabs, if win then Scenario 1, and if Lose then Scenario 2

Conclusion
Porky will not take risk if it doesn't benefit him many times more on FREE basis !

February 16, 2012

How Benjamin Started Cooking ?

Long time ago, in a forest not so deep in Machap Baru, the chopping board is making a lot of tock-tock noises. There he is, little Benjamin learning how to cook. This is his first cooking set.

Porky : the bessence of all good pood is bonion, balic, salt & bepper

February 5, 2012

New Porky Earrings - Memorabilia

Benjamin just restock his signature series earrings, 3 more new colors to choose for daily use. Thursday (Brown) , Friday (Cream) , Saturday (Rose). Check out the rest of colors here .

Thursday-Brown

Friday - Cream

Saturday - Rose

February 3, 2012

Grilled Boneless Bangus (Milk Fish)

Oh well, fish is something that Big Cat and Angie doesn't really want to eat. Don't know why, maybe they're lazy to clean it because its messy and stinky to prepare, and will turn your throat into an inverted cactus if you're not careful with their needle size bones. But Benjamin know how to work his away around, what fish that is not stinko, and boneless ? .. bits MILK PISH !

The PorkFather : I'll cook them a meal they couldn't resist !
East Wind Breaks (Porky's Mood Song)